Random thoughts that I've had today:

Why do people put glasses on dogs?  It looks stupid.

Is it really important that I know how to get free of zip ties binding my hands?

When I decorate trying to be "kitschy" it looks like I did exactly what I did - headboard made out of a cushion hanging on the wall looks like a cushion hanging on the wall.

I don't know what a 'burpee' is.

Blobs of frosting are among the most beautiful things in the world.

I guess that's what happens when your toddler keeps you up all night and spend time on Pinterest.  I'm so ready for the little one to sleep in his bed ALL NIGHT LONG and not need me with him.  Last night was full of tossing and turning and admonitions for daring to put the wrong blanket on top of him.  Sheesh!  High maintenance much?

Maybe tonight I'll get to rest...or maybe tomorrow I'll just start a caffeine IV and shuffle through the day.